2 weeks ago 836   originally from satankatic   via 74flawsasofyesterday

“Grande skim latte, two pumps sugar-free vanilla and a bear claw.”

2 weeks ago 1529   originally from sunrisefromindigo   via captainfillion

you know what this looks like?
“hey ma, maura’s pregnant!”

Jade, you are the very nicest.:)


*I’m just seeing this? how long has this been here?

"Do you not remember what he wrote about your last book?!"

3 weeks ago 1082   originally from tvfanatic   via creaminhercoffee
3 weeks ago 357   originally from dream-of-electric-sheep   via clonesbians


I think I may be gayer than originally planned

3 weeks ago 91920   originally from dracarys-morg   via penicillium-pusher

One you stalk and one you lure…#hannibal



I’m used to being alone.

3 weeks ago 1221   originally from elizabethreasers   via laviedesautres


got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

3 weeks ago 188333   originally from msmorstans   via nuditea
3 weeks ago 1860   originally from malsreynolds   via renlybaratheon
3 weeks ago 166   originally from muldersstarbuck   via muldersstarbuck



fake!married is the best trope and i never tire of it no matter how many are written and how badly they end up being. undercover!married is even better. “we have to lull our adversary into complacency by being as MARRIED AS POSSIBLE.” 

accidental, unconscious domesticity and gradual cohabiting more like SIGN ME UP. sign me up for a lifetime membership, even. put it on my damn will. bury me in a casket full of fake!married fanfic.

#we must be SO VERY MARRIED #EXTREMELY DATING #FULL-ON LAP-SITTING IN LOVE #for crime fighting purposes

3 weeks ago 49973   originally from iaimtomisbehave   via digivolvin
3 weeks ago 1160   originally from bluecastle77   via policevest